Saturday, August 2, 2008
Ian Malcolm Just Gives Up
Now, I've tried to figure it out, and I've tried to explain it, but nothing seems to work. I give up. Dr. Ian Malcolm uhh... refuses to show up for this um... third installment, if you can even call it that. Billy's blown saves are getting so old and stupid that you could refer to the baseballs he's throwing as dinosaurs. You could suggest that by this, my third visit, those "dinosaurs" are flying all over the place. Now, that as a plot point hardly necessitates my presence in uhhh... a blog post, let alone a movie.
In fact uhh.. fuck this. Fuck this stupid bullshit. I'm over it, and I've made some demands.