Oliver Perez: Thang ju mang, eets gootu bee heer. I'm glat tu be hable to comb heer and cleer thee air.
P: [takes step back] Well put Ollie. Now of what would you say has been the area you've most needed to improve since having a great '07 season?
OP: Well, da's a goo queshun a'cuz songtines my arm hangle dropes down a leel too moch ang de heeters get thee heets off my bowl. Eeet makes me feel baid and I ham workeeng beary har with de peetching coach to make me throw thee bowl better.