"Picture me Molding"Family members of Angel Pantoja Medina (whose name roughly translates to "Freaky Deeky Motherfucker" in English) made sure that they would honor their loved one's final wish: to terrify and weird-out everyone he ever knew by pulling a Madame Tussauds at his own wake.
That dude on the left in this photo? Oh yeah. Corpsey corpse corpsicle.
A funeral home used a special embalming treatment to keep the corpse of 24-year-old Angel Pantoja Medina standing upright for his three-day wake.
I wonder if he specifically asked to have his hands down around his crotch and his head cocked back like a mannequin at a Mark Ecko store. And I know the flowers right in front of him are supposed to be a memorial, but it just looks like he's taking a piss into a potted plant.
And did no one in his family consider that maybe, just maybe he was FUCKING KIDDING!?!?
Ayo holmes, you know what'd be fucked up, holmes? If a dude was like, like standing up at his own funeral, B. That's gangster, B. That's what I want at my funeral holmes, just to be standing there, all "what's good, esse?" and shit. That's gangster, B.
Generally, statements made with a blunt hanging out of one's mouth negate their authority as a "living will."
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who do you think put him in the coffin after the three day wake? like professionals or do you think his mom just like, plopped him in there before she went to bed.
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