A woman who grew to be 7 feet, 7 inches tall and was recognized as the world's tallest female died early Wednesday, a friend said. She was 53.
I find this odd, because according to wikipedia, most cougars are about 8 feet in length, so you'd think she'd actually be considered a little on the short side.
Sandy Allen, who used her height to inspire schoolchildren to accept those who are different, died at a nursing home in her hometown of Shelbyville, Ind., family friend Rita Rose said.
The cause of death was not yet known. Allen had been hospitalized in recent months as she suffered from a recurring blood infection, along with diabetes, breathing troubles and kidney failure, Rose said.
Fuck. I'm kind of a dick. Guess I may as well keep going, since I've just stamped my coach ticket to hell.
I see trees of green........ red roses too. I see em bloom..... for me and for you...And I think to myself.... what a wonderful world.
Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to shower and kill myself.