Mean Gene: Hello everyone, I'm "Mean" Gene Okerlund, and we're coming to you LIVE from Miller Park in Milwaukee, Wisconsin! Without wasting any time, let's get right to it: there's been a grudge a'brewing since this past Saturday that may rise to "barn-burner" proportions! A real slobberknocker, if you will! Haymaker! Um...uh....intestinal fortitude! NOW, please help me introduce one of the men involved in this new bru-ha-ha,
Big Motherfuckin' PELF HOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
Entrance music, fireworks, midgets
"Mean" Gene: Well what-in-the-world has got you this worked up Pelfster?
Pelfster: LLLLLLLLLISTEN BRRROTHER!!! The Pelfster was just doing his thing, right? Sayin' his prayers, eating his vitamins, painting his corners, RIGHT GEEENE?!? When all of a sudden, some no good, non prayer sayin', no vitamin takin' DUUUUUUDE tries to ruin the BMFP's fun!
"Mean" Gene: BMFP?
Pelfster: BIIIIIG MOTHERRRRR FUCKIN PELF, GENE!
"Mean" Gene: I see. Well I've gotta ask ya, where's -- Wait just a minute, it's it's--
Iron Ross: Mahkaamallupppadladukka Mahahajomimbonako Blaghghghadkecchdecsh!
Freddy Blassy: That loosely translates to "fuck you Pelfster."
Pelfster: Nah, fuck YOUUUUUUUUU, BRRRRRRRRRRROTHER! You wanna come around and act all bitchy just 'cause I hit your little elbow armor thingy while you were tryin' to get up in my Kool-Aid!?!? NNNNNNNNNNNO ONE GETS UP IN THE PELFSTER'S KOOL-AID, BROTHER!
Freddy Blassy: Listen, Pelfster--
Pelfster: No, YYYYYYYYYOU LISTEN, BRRRRRRRROTHER!!!
Freddy Blassy: ...yes?
Pelfster: Um...sorry. I...I actually don't have anything to say. Habit. Sorry. You were saying?
Freddy Blassy: I, uh...I um...Damnit, I lost my train of thought!
Pelfster: Sorry, brother.
Iron Ross: Pleaghbedashkia Mooshoomooshomooshoommommy!!! (positions roughly 124 people in between himself and Pelfster) Wan do fight!!!
Pelfster: You're old news, BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROTHER! The Pelfster's got more important things on his mind, Like phightin' off those Philly Phag-boys! Especially that coconut Shane "Superfly" Victorino!!!! Philly, WATCHA GONNA DO WHEN PELF-A-MANIA RUNS WILD ON YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"Mean" Gene: Big words from the Big Motherfuckin' P--oh my GOODNESS! From outta NOWHERE!
Pelfster: Phuckin' Phoreigners.