Just a Dollop of Dipsh*t

I'd compare this story to a lobster: not a lot of meat to it, but what meat there is, is soooooo tasty.

FOND DU LAC, Wis. -- A father who bought a beer for his 4-year-old son at the Fond du Lac County Fair and shared it with the boy's 2-year-old sibling was cited after becoming belligerent when he was approached by police.

Ok, time for everyone's favorite activity (that's a lie, it's not even my favorite activity), "Google image search 'Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin' and post the first pic that comes up!!!"


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Yup, first pic that came up. Honest to God. Scout's honor. No need to even check it.

You spelled it wrong anyway...

When he was questioned by an officer, he told him it's legal for underage children to drink in Wisconsin, as long as they're with their parents. The officer countered that the boys weren't old enough to know what they were drinking.

Nice response. Another acceptable retort would've been "um...no it's not you slack jawed cow fucking yokle," followed by a healthy tasering and eventual arrest. I like that this skid mark of a human being was trying to explain the law to a cop. That's like being pulled over for DWI, throwing up on the cops shoes, and then arguing with him about how not drunk you are.

A police report said the man began yelling and swearing and was kicked off the fairgrounds. The Fond du Lac County district attorney recently requested that the man be cited for disorderly conduct.

Disorderly conduct and...

Disorderly conduct and...

Disorderly conduct and...

SMOKIN THE REEFER-- sorry, I mean FEEDIN BEER TO A TODDLER!

...wait, really just disorderly conduct? Totes cool that he was trying to get a 4 year old drunk? And a 2 year old drunk as well?

Fuckin' Midwest.