Anyway, I could kick the f*cking sh*t out of that f*cking f*g Dr. Phil. Just f*cking kill him to death in front of his own audience.
Here's Phat Ph*ck Phil talking about some sh*t called "fourplay."
Foreplay? Really? It's spelled like that? Now I REALLY don't know what the f*ck it means.
Bring it on, you doughy little hobgoblin.
DR. PHIL SEX/RELATIONSHIP ADVICE
"WHERE'S THE FOREPLAY?"
Did you check under your flabs of fat, you 3-month old chunk of rotten milk, you?
Men and women are different, and it's that way for a reason! Don't get frustrated with your partner for being exactly the way God designed him or her.
Uh, hey there God?
*Sigh* Yes, Phillip?
I'm writin' a article 'bout foreplay. I'm gonna go ahead and give you a shout out around, let's say 24 words into it, ok?
Um, Phillip I really would much rather you didn't...
Great! I'll email you a copy!
The differences are clear when it comes to orgasms and sexual pleasure — and there's a scientific explanation behind it. Dr. Phil advises men: "I think you're running into a lot of trouble if your idea of foreplay is, 'Brace yourself honey, here I come!'"
Watch it, f*ggo!!! My womenz f*cking are ALL ABOUT bracing themselves when I refer to them as "honey" and alert them to my "coming." ALL ABOUT IT, f*ggo!!!
I'dunno, Dr. FAT F*CKING PUDGEMONSTER, can you provide us with some charts and graphs?For men, the time between the idea of sex and their ability to orgasm is 2.8 minutes.
Yeah, when I slow it down I can reach right around there...About."The problem is that for women, the average time is just over 14 minutes,"
Incorrect. They last for maybe 24 seconds, MAYBE. Actually it's kinda crazy, they tend to last for the exact amount of time the man's do. I know that right when I'm finished, my girl always says "I came at the exact same time," even if it's only like 7 seconds worth of sex. We have a real connection like that.
Dr. Phil explains...men are left with about 12 minutes during which time they need to think of something to do!
I don't know what to tell you, chief. Try rufies. Works for me, every time.