Monday, November 24, 2008

You Know What We Need? Commentary from a Pygmy Tariser. Just Go with It...

We here at the 'Mauf like to invite a slew of different guest-bloggers to contribute to our site, something that we think really adds to the flavor of our humble little blog here (AKA Berbalerbs will occasionally find a fucked up pic of person/animal and make it a character in lieu of actually spending time on writing something actually worth reading). Here's a fucked up looking ghetto-fied Pygmy Tariser talking about something-or-other!WHASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD WERLD?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!


CheckItCheckItCheckItCheckItCheckIt. Ayo,Ferreal.
The Albuquerque Police Department has turned to the want ads for snitches.
Ayo Dass sum ol' BULLSHIT right thurr, what dat iz. What is dis, da hood bailout package er sumpn? This how dey gon create jobsnshit?
An ad this week in the alternative newspaper The Alibi asks "people who hang out with crooks" to do part-time work for the police.
N****, how DUMB do you got to be to stroll up on a fuckin 5-0 an' be all "ayo, dem n****s dat steal, an' rob, an' pump crack, an' run up in peoples cribs, an' shoot a n**** if he get up in they bizness, I hangs out wit dem ALL da fuckin' time. You wanna hire me or--AYO GET OFFA ME I AIN'T DONE NOTHIN!!! AWWW DISSUMOLBULLSHIT." This ain't a want ad for snitches. This a dumb mothafucka trap.
It reads in part: "Make some extra cash! Drug use and criminal record OK."
Oh ferreal??

Um, I mean...DON'T SNITCH! Bitches.
An informant whose tip helps officers arrest a drug dealer could earn $50. A tip about a murder suspect could bring up to $700.
SEV'N HUNNIT DOLLAS?!?!??! IZ U FUCKIN KI'IN ME?!? Maaaaaaaan. Shoooooooooooot. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit. Dat'd pay off my cell phone, I could git my new 9 milli offa layaway an STILL have a lil' sumpn left fo a big bag of green. Damn...Damn...........I MEAN DON'T SNITCH BITCHES! (30 minutes later)
Capt. Joe Hudson says police received more than 30 responses in two days. He says one tip was a "big one" but wouldn't elaborate.
Man fuck you. Don't lookit me like that. We in a recession and they was gon' cut off my texting! I NEED MAH TEXTIN N****!!!

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