Ummm... A couple of things: When you ask 'what the fuck?', please rest assured that I have no idea. And fair warning, I'm not sure if these are hilarious, awful, depressing, insane, or what. You be the judge. Not for the easily disturbed.
/showers a thousand times
/goes to church
/is struck by lightning
Also - why the hell do they all end with a thing saying they were brought to you by fart inhaler?! This shit continues to blow my mind.