Two Reasons I Miss Living in The Bronx

The Mets broadcasting network, SNY, shows maybe 50% local advertising during all of their commercial breaks. Living in Westchester now, I am treated to such greatness as:



This commercial is about 100 times better and more thought out than Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

However, I lived in the Woodlawn area of the Bronx for a while, and didn't realize how good I had it, local commercials-wise, until it was too late. Never again during a Mets game will I be serenaded by Super Dave and his Wireless World minions:



Nor will I ever again hear the sweet sounds of the folks at North End Liquors telling me how to get my parties started right:



Though, as long as cablevision keeps celebrating its brilliant triple play package, all will be right with the world...