Friday, June 6, 2008

Who Doesn't Love a Little Asian FemDom?

So WeirdAsiaNews.com (a site that will from here on out be my homepage) is running a story asking if you'd like to adopt a pet boy.

If your a girl looking for a man who will keep you company anytime you want, go to movies you want to see, shop with you and even take you on a romantic dinner, then you will love the recently popular South Korean trend of adopting a “Pet Boy”.

Pet Boys, who are often college kids in their 20’s, find “Being someone’s pet is stress free job with no financial burden at all.”


The idea came from a Japanese anime story that was popular about 5 years ago. It was about a business woman who always had bad luck in relationships. One day, she decided to take home a young man off the street to live with her as her pet.

How odd, this crazy real life thing is happening in Japan and is modeled after some equally crazy anime story. I also like how they say being someone's pet is stress free with no financial burden. No shit! I've had cats, all they do is fucking sit around all day. Occasionally eat, go outside to shit or catch a mouse or bird, then come back inside and sleep.

Last month, a local Korean TV show announced they were accepting “Pet Boy” applications and around 2,200 people applied. Even on the internet, agencies have started popping up offering “Pet Boys” services.

Since this seems to be at least somewhat organized, I wonder if there are rules that have to be followed in order to maintain "pet" status. Because I would think letting your pet boy use the toilet for anything other than drinking would be a pretty flagrant offense, so you better get some big 'ol litter boxes. If a store says "No Pets Allowed" you damn well better leave that fucker in the car. Taking your pet boy on a trip? Hope you've got a people sized cage(since this is Asia we're talking about, one for a normal sized dog may do the trick).

The only reason I imagine there needing to be Pet Lifestyle Guidelines is because it seems that without them it could quickly be a slippery slope into male prostitution, or worse...

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