If there's 2 things that Berbalerbs loves, it's hip-hop and paying underage boys for sex. If there's three things Berbalerbs loves, it's hip-hop, paying underage boys for sex, and church choirs. Madame Ruby was kind enough to peer into the future for a few hundred dollars, and apart from providing me with the location of my missing bicycle (Texas here I come!), she also conjured up this vision of Berbles' future.
video found on theinternetisterrible (largely nsfw)