Friday, January 25, 2008

Gallimaufry Group Effort: How to Spend Your 600$ Rebate

We Gallimaufriers decided to have a little discussion about how best to spend one's 600$ tax rebate. Here are a few of the top ideas:

Oakley Medusa Hat/Goggle Combo: But if you buy the hat, you wont have enough for the goggles, so choose wisely, in terms of just how stupid you want to look.

Liberator Wedge/Ramp Combo: (Link nsfw-ish?) Anyway, you can buy up to three ramp/wedge combos with your rebate check, which means one for the bedroom, one for the living room, and one for the patio/office/shed/garage/alley/car/parents house/nursery/whatever. And remember, with the wedge/ramp combo, sessions last longer than ever and lead to orgasms of greater intensity!

Six Hundred Dollars worth of Pudding: Just to say "fuck you" to Barry and Levon.

Party With Beetlejuice: The site doesn't list any exact pricing arrangements, but even if the six hundy is only going to pay for some of the cost, you know it's going to be well worth it. I think if package A were six hundred it would be well worth it -
2 hour party minimum
Beetlejuice (Being his crazy self)
Big Bull The Dwarf (Dwarf tossing & bowling)
High-Pitch Eric (MC & be his disgusting self) [sic?]

Burger by Exhaust: This item doesn't have a price tag listed, but I imagine 600$ would be enough to buy several, and why not buy several? These would make a great gift! Dinner cooks itself on my drive home from the train station? Yes please, I'll take two!

Vagina Couch: Also without a price tag and has since been flagged and removed from craigslist, this product makes me slightly uncomfortable and more than slightly aroused. I have absolutely nothing else to add about this couch, except that I'm not exactly sure how you're supposed to have sex with it.

More to come. Maybe. Probably not.


  1. The Vagina Couch is exactly $600 of sexual goodness.

  2. So good it made best of craigslist: