Monday, March 24, 2008

Left Curiously Filled with Hate

In the past 3 minutes, I have eaten no few than 25 spearmint altoids. I prefer Wintergreen, but these were a gift and I'm a glutton and a pig so I'll take what I can get. These are addictive little bastards, and they burn. I cannot eat them in smaller quantities than 3 at a time. If I leave the tin in front of me, I will eat it in its entirety. Shortly after this happens, I get enormous stomach aches. I cannot keep the altoids in my mouth for more than 10 seconds before I chew them up and swallow them, and want more. When I started writing this paragraph, the number in that first sentence was 10, and has been changed three times. fuck. you. altoids.

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