We may be hearing this soon:
Hi, this is Larry King. The phone-in topic Today: "Ghosts and Ghostbusting." The controversy builds, more sightings are reported, some maintain that these professional paranormal eliminators in New York are the cause of it all.
All because of the Brooklyn Ghost Investigators.
One time one of them video taped something that looked like lights playing together. Knowing this meant he had some serious ESP, Sal Cicconi decided to hone his ghost busting skills with some friends. How, you might ask? That's right, watching television programs about ghosts!
For 20$/Hour these Brooklynites will come to your place and make the ghosts disappear. If you don't have cash, they are also accepting Pabst Blue Ribbon, blazers with t-shirts, pseudo intellectual conversations about all things meta and shit bro., gift cards to the apple store, tight jeans, and anything vintage.
But whatever, like I said, I'm so over the Ghostbusters.