Buy Buy Buy!!!

Not to be confused with Bye Bye Bye.

Crocs stock (crocstock?) went down from 17$ to 10$ a week ago when 262 workers were laid off. Time to buy that stock, and buy huge! That's how the stock market works, right? Buy low, sell high? Good. Now pick up your skirt, grab your balls, and let's make some money.

Also, while everyone is using this tragedy to make jokes like the title of that article ("Crocs Prove to be a Bad Idea...Finally"), I would like to take the time to reiterate that crocs are fucking awesome. They're super comfortable and guess what? I don't give a shit what you think about my footwear. Also, lame title, guy(maybe try something hilarious like Buy Buy Buy?). Personally, I prefer CBS's Crocs Shoos Quebec City Plant Workers . And fool.com's title is just weird.

And I don't even get what people's problem with crocs are to begin with... They're ugly. So's you're face but I can just not look at it, same way you can not look at my feet, jerkoff. Wearing them means you're gay. My crocs and all of my accessories for said crocs do nothing but emit masculinity, thank you very much.

Whatever, I'm calling JT Marlin and buying the shit out of crocstock...




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