NO ONE F*CKING CARES

On MSNBC:

Joe the Plumber ‘angry’ McCain backed bailout

I don't know who I'm mad at right now, but I'm fucking MAD.

Maybe it's at Joe Wurzenfucker for not realizing he is a moot point now.

Maybe it's at the mainstream media for treating this jackass like he's anything more than a closeted racist whom John McCain referenced while grasping at straws during an ultimately failed campaign.

Maybe it's at the bartender last night for mixing my rum and cokes so strong that I woke up this morning an hour and a half late while still fully dressed in my clothes from the night before and later learned that I had to be dragged-- literally dragged-- out of the bar and have no recollection of my trip home. (Thanks to Pem and Kramez for the assist).

Regardless, get ready for a lot of cursing. Like, a fucking LOT of it. Let's begin.

Turns out that "Joe the Plumber" isn't such a big fan of John McCain after all.

Y'here THAT, 'Merica?? It turns out that some jagballs in the midwest who was referenced (not even by his full name) in a Presidential Debate by the guy who lost the fucking election isn't such a big fan of the guy who referenced him!!! If you are a journalist and this is your opening sentence, and you decide to continue writing the article, you should be drawn and quartered on Pay-Per-View television.

[Wurzelfucker] said he was appalled by the Republican presidential candidate's reasons for supporting the government's $700 billion bank rescue plan, and he said they nearly caused him to abandon McCain.

ABANDON HIM HOW?? It's over, the election is fucking OVER. You lost!!! Are they, like, lovers? Is that how Joe the Retard is going to abandon him? Are they both stranded in the Himalayas right now, and John McCain broke a leg and Joe said "I'll never leave you," to which McCain replied "I'm supporting the bailout," at which point Joe went silent, slowly stood up, took a few steps away, and then decided to go back?

Samuel J. Wurzelbacher said he asked McCain why he voted for the bank bailout and was stunned by some of the answers.

Yea. His first name isn't really Joe. And he isn't really a plumber. So, "Sam the Queef" is actually more accurate. You know what "stunned" me, "Joe?" When you agreed with some cunt blister's assertion that "an Obama presidency would mean a death to Israel," during a pathetic "press conference" you held in your little Bumblefuck town. It's bad, really bad when a FOX News anchor berates you for supporting a conservative.

Wurzelbacher, who endorsed McCain a week before the election and joined him on the campaign trail, didn't say exactly what set him off, hinting that would be in his book that is due out this month.

Yes. Yes that's correct. His book. His fucking book. This fucking clueless NOBODY who was a name of interest for a whole fucking week wants you and I to shell out our hard-earned money so that we can read a book that I GUARANTEE YOU HE DIDN'T WRITE about his week traveling with some dude who wanted to be president but was unsuccessful in his attempt.

He said the only reason he didn't get off the McCain bandwagon was "because the thought of Barack Obama becoming president scares me even more."

To which he added, "n*****."

Oh, and as a fucking HUGE surprise to no one, he loooooves him some Sarah Palin.

"It disgusts me on how often they try to bash her just for her sincerity," he said. "She really wants to work for America."

Yes, Joe the Fuckface. That's the reason people tried to bash her. For her sincerity. Not because she was as qualified to be vice president as my left nut is(actually, my left nut is and always has been aware that Africa is a continent, so...), not because she obviously had no idea what she was doing and looked like a deer in headlights, not because she was a hokey Howdy-Doody motherfucking PR move with a knocked up daughter, a kid named fucking Trig and a eunic for a husband. We bashed her for her sincerity. Just like we bash you for being so sincere, Sam the Author.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HISTORY

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOUS NOW A QUOTE FROM THE GUY WHO PROVEDED TO ME DAT ONE DAY EVEN I COULD BE DA PRESIDENT, GEORGE "I NEED SOME KIZZY UP MY NIZZY! BRING DAT TABLE OVA HERE BIOTCH" DUBYABUSH:

"I really do wish [DAAAAAAAAAAHPRESIDENT ELECT BARACK OBAMA -DAAAAAAH Ed.] all the best. I am just as American as he is American, and it is good for our country that the president succeeds."

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT'S NICE THAT A COWBOY HAS TO POINT OUT THAT HE'S AS MUCH OF AN AMERICAN AS A SWIRLED DUDE NAMEDED BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HISTORY.

The Mauf's Political Review

Here's a round-up of all the (barely) political stuff we've been bullshitting about here at the Grand Ole Maufry. 'Cause we figured you ADHD kids who surf the web while you watch TV tonight might want to overload on the following:

Brent Cocklog discusses the National Tragedy that is women's sufferage.

Racism? While a black man is running for president?? Nooooooooooo.

John McCain would like to get Gangsta on your pasty white ass for a moment.

BARACK OBAMA MOTHAFUCKA

John McCain's camp releases news that a new exciting commerical will air and shake things up...I really don't remember such a commerical, but hey.

John McCain + Antiquated references = Pretty much every day for John McCain.

Berbalerbs goes deep into the bowels of the young GOP movement. Like, "German Hardcore Porn" deep.

In closing,

Brent Cocklog's Cockblog: Reason 1,453,058,839,232,983 Women Shouldn't be Able to Vote

I just thought I'd point out that this is not only a story MSNBC decided to subject its readers to yesterday, for most of the day, it was their TOP STORY.

So, on a newsday where an Oscar-winning actress has been subject to some truly terrible shit, where the World Series could've ended with the losingest team in sports history taking the World Championship, and with two presidential candidates sprinting across America to gain votes in an extremely close election, the ThinkTank over at MSNBC has decided that this is the big story of the day:

"Mothers and Daughters Occaisionally Disagree When Voting for President"

That's right. MSNBR (the "R" stands for "Fucking Moronic Idiot-Ass Retards") has decided that the fact that occaisionally people disagree on politics despite the fact that one of those people came out of the other one's vagina was newsworthy.

You're wondering: Well Brent, if it's so un-newsworthy, why are you about to write about it?

My reply: Shut your whoring mouth before I'm forced to stuff something in it, if you know what I mean.

It wasn’t supposed to be like this. Karen and

My penis. Is what I was referencing earlier. When I said that bit about stuffing something into your mouth. Anyway,

It wasn’t supposed to be like this.

Really? This might just be the most inconsequential article written since EVER and you begin it with a melodramatic movie trailer-esque sentence like that? MSNBC writer Melissa Dahl, you are NO Courtney Hazlett, and you never will be.

Oh yea...report the SHIT outta that non-story...

Karen and Kristen Ingraham, who’ve always been more BFF than mother and daughter, were united in their rabid support of Sen. Hillary Clinton.

OMG BFF LMFAO :)))))))!!!!!111!!!! Kill yourself.

Oh and if you're a mom who's more "BFF" than mother to your daughter, CONGRATULATIONS!!! You're a bad parent. I will give points to Melissa for describing their support for Senator Clinton as "rabid." Why?

Woof.

"Since Kristen was born, it's always been ‘Just you and me, kid.’ She finishes my sentences,” says single mom Karen Ingraham

NoOneCaresNoOneCaresNoOneCaresNoOneCaresNoOneCaresNoOneCaresNoOneCaresNoOneCaresNoOneCaresNoOneCaresNoOneCaresNoOneCaresNoOneCaresNoOneCaresNoOneCaresNoOneCaresNoOneCaresNoOneCaresNoOneCaresNoOneCaresNoOneCaresNoOneCaresNoOneCaresNoOneCaresNoOneCaresNoOneCares. No. One. Cares.

“We've never had an argument about anything important — maybe about a $100 dollar pair of blue jeans."

A pair of pants would be considered an "important" mother-daughter issue?

"It's just shocking."

No. It's not. NoOneCaresNoOneCaresNoOneCares.

For mothers and daughters, fights over the political often feel very personal,

Mostly because women are stupid and can't partake in a debate without feeling like they're being insulted because the WHOLE FUCKING WORLD REVOLVES AROUND THEM AND THEY HAVE TO GO OUT EVERY TUESDAY BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING GIRLS NIGHT AND MEANWHILE I'M HOME EATING A GODDAMNED PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH FOR DINNER AND JACKING OFF TO SCRAMBLED SOFT PORN BECAUSE WHILE WE CAN BUY FUCKING $250 SHOES WE "CAN'T AFFORD" HBO.

In a related story, I'm not bitter.

Ok so this is where the true idiocy of this article rears it's ugly (and fat) head. Not only did they decide to write an article with no actual relevance to anything at all whatsoever at all whatsoever, they decided that a good source for quotes would be literally the stupidest mother-daughter combination that the world hath ever bore. Take it away ladies:

"It's kind of depressing, because she says things that zing," mother Karen Ingraham says.

"She also puts rings on things and wings on kings WOOOOOO!!!" Sorry.

She says, ‘Every time I look at (McCain), all I see is old. He's just old, mom.’

That is mama's idea of zing? "And that Governor Palin! Her gender is female! AND she wears glasses! That means she has vision problems, MOM!!!"

I go, "well, I'm getting old!”

WELL THEN YOU FUCKING SUCK TOO, MOM!!!

It’s arguments like that that make her 26-year-old daughter want to scream. “It's almost like, you know, she's being tricked!”

No, like, I don't, like, know, Miss Piggy. Mind explaining?

“And you want to point it out to her — you want to shake her and say, 'You're falling for it!' — but you can't say that, 'cause it's your mother!"

This is actually kind of refreshing. I don't know many completely F-tardedly ignorant Obama supporters. I'd email this to some of my conservative friends to piss them off if I didn't categorically hate everyone who has so much as one single conservative ideal.

“She used to be really good at seeing both sides — but that's probably because we've always been on the same side," Karen Ingraham says.

God I wish they had some sort of stenographer present at interviews like these, just so this bitch could really appreciate how fucking stupid she just sounded.

Alright, there are like 3 other mom and daughter pairings in the article, but this shit is getting exhausting.

WHO WANTS BOOBIES?!?

You Know What This Presidential Campaign is Missing? RACISM. Oh wait, I know...

Everyone, meet Diane Fidele, leader of the Chaffey Community Republican Women...um...Club (or "DumbCunts," for short).

As John McCain's last attempt at making a "game-changer" (whatever the fuck that means) fell short at the final Presidential Debate, his campaign looks to be hanging on by a thread in the polls.

Connection to fuckwits at McCain/Palin rallies (the most notable fuckwit: Palin) have tarnished the GOP candidate's reputation, and at times have caused him to rip the mic away from idiots before they drop the N-bomb and look to him for a high-five. Let's watch!

What can McCain supporters like Diane do in their candidate's time of need? What can be done to show that McCain, that Republicans in general, are not the close minded racist assholes they are depicted to be?

Oh I know! Let's make an Obama food stamp and circulate it around town!

A local [Californian...WTF?!?!?!? -Ed] Republican group has distributed a newsletter picturing Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama on a fake $10 bill adorned with a watermelon, ribs and a bucket of fried chicken.

W fucking OW. Way to go, GOP. John McCain's newest campaign slogan: "Hey guys...really...you need to shut the fuck up now."

But why Diane, why??? Do you really have that much hate in your heart toward black people? And, um....WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LIVING IN CALIFORNIA? Don't racists usually heart Alabama or Montana or something?

Diane Fedele, president of the group, said she had no racist intent.

OoooOOOooOOOoOOooOOOoooh now I get it! She didn't mean it to be racist, she did it because...um...she did it to prove that...uh...mind fielding this one Diane?

Fedele said she had received the illustration in e-mails and decided to reprint it to poke fun at a remark by Obama that he doesn't look like other presidents.

OooooooOooooOOOOOooooOOOoOoOOOOoOooooooooooOOoooooh now I see.

...

Nope, still don't.

"It was strictly an attempt to point out the outrageousness of his statement."

Well Diane does have a point there. It's pretty ridiculous for a man who may become the first black president in the history of the United States of America to say that he doesn't look like other presidents. I mean if you're going to say outlandish things like that, brilliant satirists like Diane have no choice but to PhotoShop you next to fried chicken and Kool-Aid. And she probably didn't even make the connection to racism!

"I never connected," she told the newspaper.

SEE? Fuckin' told you!

"It was just food to me. It didn't mean anything else."

Ok. All sarcastic bumpkin-thumping aside, THIS is the picture this brainless cunt decided to circulate to 200 people through her newsletter:



"Obama bucks." This is a photo of a black man on the front of a food stamp surrounded by pictures of Kool-Aid, watermelon, and BBQ ribs. In any and all scenarios, both in this plane of existence and any alternate universes there may be, THIS IS RACIST.

"We'd also like to point out" continued Diane, "that we were only giving a shout out to the African nation of 'Niger,' which I learned only after we sent the newsletter out is spelled with only one 'g.'"

Interested readers (read: fuckwit conservative Australian commenters) claimed that Obama was no better, due to the fact that he went to church when he was a kid and his pastor has said some pretty mean things about white folks.

THIS TYPE OF SHIT IS WHY HE SAYS MEAN THINGS ABOUT WHITE FOLKS. OH, AND, UH SLAVERY.

STOP PRETENDING LIKE WHITE PEOPLE HAVE IT WORSE THAN MINORITIES. THEY DON'T. PERIOD. END. OF. FUCKING. SENTENCE. MORONS.

Here's one of the comments...and don't give this bitch benefit of the doubt because she's from Australia...it still sounds like a 105 year old Klan member dictating to his 4 year old grandon with Parkinson's.

And let us all not forget [sic] the Racism [sic] Barack Hussein Obama [way to bring up the fact that his middle name's 'Hussein' cuz fuckwit racists NEVER do that -Ed] and his spouse listened to year after year for 20 years from Farrakhan [???] and Jeremiah Wright - the hate that spewed forth about the white man. And the US chickens coming home to roost after the murder of innocent civllians[sic and ?!?!???]........anti white rhetoric[**shoots self in face**]. If you think racism is just a GOP trait then your [sic] a bigger idiot than I first thought. PS: Hi Dazza :P

I felt it my civic duty to respond.

Hi Patricia! Do me a favor, mkay? Die in a fire.

PS Hi Dazza!!!:)))ZOMG:P LOLCATZ

Point: me.

A Message from John McCain: Barack Obama Doesn't Care About Black People

TaHAAAAA all you pimps, playas, pushas, stickup kids and bucket mouthed ho's!!! It's yo future HNIC, John "Slap Dat Bitch Til Payday" McCizzle up in ya grill like some Johnsonville Brats!

So I'm just here at da crib, you know, sippin on some Dom (NOT Cristal, dat dude's a HATER) and keepin' it lit for big homey Marshawn, and bumpin to some cuts from Young Money (Carter II NOT Carter III like you bandwagon-ass dick ridin' muh-fuckas. Git some history n***a.), and I got to thinking: Barack Obama doesn't care about black people.

Now a lot of people are probably gonna claim dat I'm trippin' because some ig'nant ass bitches think Obama ahead of me in da pollz.

WELL DAS SOME OLD BULLSHIT. STEP YO TRUF GAME UP N***A!!!

This is real talk. Fo years now, Black America hasn't had a true voice in our nation's politics. And now, finally after so much struggle, we got a candidate das gon' look out fo YO paper. And it AIN'T that cracker Obama. FUCK his pasty white ass!

Fo mo proof, here's a pic wit me and my BOY, Latino American Reagge-something rapping artist DADDY YANKEE!


And this is Obama in his last photo shoot for campaign posters:

Das some gay-ass shit, O-homo!!! OHHHHHHSHHHIIIITUSEEWUTIJUSDIDTHERE? NOW who's the black man?!?

(Ok, so I know Daddy Yankee isn't technically black, but he is Latino! Same difference, right?)

And I KNOW I ain't the first person done made THIS association:

amiright? c'mon amiright??? imright. He's like Steve Urkel, while I'M more Stefan Urquelle. In fact, that's a great way to sum up the fundamental difference between me and Senator Obama. HE'S more interested in creating some Flubber type material that's probably going to destroy something and really piss Carl off. I'M all about flossin' stylin' and tappin' Laura's ass.

So in conclusion: blah blah Hip Hop, blah blah Katrina, blah blah plight. Vote for me...PLEASE GOD vote for me!

Barack Obama MotherF@cker!

In honor of his acceptance speech last night, here is all I could think of the entire time Barack spoke:

John McCain Plans to Do Something "Exciting." His Heart Doctor is VERY Nervous.

I honestly believe that John McCain wants Obama to win this election. In a country where you have to win a good portion of the South and the Midwest to take the presidency, McCain can realistically take a nap until Election Day and still have a fairly good chance of taking this thing.

Because Obama's a Muslim. And his Christian Pastor is crazy, too. Obviously.

Fuckin' rednecks. Anyway,

(CNN) – John McCain will directly address rival Barack Obama Thursday night, in an ad the Arizona senator's campaign is calling "exciting and unprecedented."

OoooooOOOoooooOOOooooo exciting and unprecendented? Um...yeah. I'd gladly empty my bank account and wager all of my money that the ad is going to be another stupid mudslinging piece of shit that will try to argue that Obama is either too young, too well-liked, or too kickass to be president. Or some such shit.

The ad, set to run in crucial battleground states, is the McCain campaign's latest in a series of attempts to pull media attention away from the Democratic National convention as Obama gets ready to accept his party's presidential nomination.

Good luck there, Orville Redenbacher. I'm sure your new commercial about tax policies and a free Rascal program for your bingo-night buddies is going to beat out Stevie Wonder, Jessica Alba, Rosario Dawson, N.E.R.D., and Sheryl Crow, not to mention the first time a presidential candidate has ever accepted the nomination in front of a GI-FUCKIN-NORMOUS crowd of actual people, not just douchebags with old-timey barbershop hats and dumbass pins.

The McCain campaign would reveal little details about the commercial,

"It's crotchety, I can tell you that much," said an insider to the McCain camp.

but said it would air around the time Obama is slated to speak before an estimated 75,000 spectators at Invesco field.

Maybe he'll surprise everybody. Maybe this will be a news-worthy commerical. Maybe he'll drop the N Bomb? He was alive during slavery, right?

John McCain Hates Nature, Loves James Bond References

In an attempt to connect with a younger audience, John McCain made a pop culture reference that was less than half a century old...barely.

McCain called Obama the "Dr. No" of energy.

AND he made a video for YouTube!

Well, ok...McCain probably wasn't the one to post it...some young republican slapped it together on iMovie and posted it after listening to McCain ramble about how technology is the devil and using the word "fangled" about 1,325,592,867 times.

Oh my, where to begin...

So, the McCain camp thought it'd be a nifty idea to conduct a viral web-based video campaign, one of the newest forms of disseminating information we have available, based on a character from a film made in 1962 based on a book written in 1958???

What's next, a pop-up ad for McCain that looks like this?

John McCain
He's the Gene Tunney of politics

...

Get it?

...

Gene Tunney...

You know, Gene Tunney...like James Joseph "Gene" Tunney, the world boxing champion from 1926 to 1928?

...

"Gentleman" Gene Tunney?

No? Nothing?

You guys suck.

Moving on...Let's do a segment-by-segment analysis of this little gem of a video...

0:00 - 0:05 Alright...we're establishing who the star of the show is. Also, this begins a fantastic pattern of taking stills of Barack in mid-motion becuase it's the only way to make him look scarier than John McCain's least scary picture ever.

0:07 - 0:11 "Offshore drilling would not lower gas prices today." What a liberal, partisan, one-sided, gay loving, tree fucking statement! Why the only group that could agree with such a ridiculous statement is...our current fucking REPUBLICAN Federal Government.

McCain also insisted the technology exists to quickly bring oil produced offshore to market, even as the federal government has estimated it would take years for new offshore oil exploration to yield results.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA McCain using technology as an argument? Was there some advancement in the ropes and pulleys system of which I'm unaware? It's a bad day when even the Bush Administration won't back your bullshit excuse to rape Mother Nature.

0:12 - 0:19 Ok, I really don't have much smart-assery for this comment (other than the fact that a "gas tax holiday" would be as effective in helping anything as an abusive husband laying off his wife for a week), so I'd like to pause and interject two little nuggets in the MSNBC article I hadn't touched upon yet.

McCain's views could be troublesome in California, which has seen its share of catastrophic offshore oil spills. Republican Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, a McCain ally, opposes such drilling and in a television interview indicated he would be open one day to serving as the "energy czar" in an Obama administration.

I know he's probably an insufferable asshole in real life, but I love Ah-nold. In fact, I probably love him because he's more than likely an insufferable asshole in real life. And "energy czar?" I hope they give him a big silly hat to go along with the new post. He WILL be energy czar. He'll simply will it to happen. He's going to overthrow this government one day. I'm 100% serious. Mark it down.

Vhere do you tink you-ah goink vit dat enayrgee?!?!? Cahm back heer you AGHAGGAAHGHAGHG!!!

The second thing isn't really that relevant to my posting, I just thought it was funny as shit so I wanted to share it with you. MSNBC always posts "related articles" to the stories they run (which I really appreciate, because it spares me from actually having to look around and "research" stories) and the two items to go along with this story were "Candidates turn focus back to economy" and this.

HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Phew. Ok. That felt good. Now, where were we? Ah yes,

0:20 - 0:25 Um...what? No to innovation? Their claim is that Barack Obama is against...innovation in general? As in, no to anything new or improved or advanced on anything in any field? Does Obama own a BetaMax? Next, Obama says no to the Electric Car? I found that kind of weird, so I decided to look for the articles that spoke of Obama's rejection of an electric car. I started in the mainstream news outlets, then moved on to more biased, right-wing sites, and finally to the extremely racist backwoods hicks that have managed to start a blog...all none of them.

No mention of Obama's distaste for Electric Cars. Then I ran into another blogger who sorta already did story, although I have waaaaay more funny photos and links (I'm not putting a link to their article...'cause fuck 'em, that's why). They explained that Barack is against giving $300 million to the first car company who comes up with a "better" electric car battery, which is John McCain's present "plan."

Oh. Well then, yeah, that definitely equals "No to Electric Cars." Dumbshits. ALSO, here we have another odd mid-motion shot of Obama that makes it look like he's peeping in your bathroom window while you're taking a shower.

0:26 - 0:35 No to "Clean, Safe Nuclear Energy," eh? That's like saying Obama says no to safe, trustworthy, socially acceptable child rapists. ALSO, Obama pops up and starts drifting to the right in a pic that makes it look like he's singing opera at a karaoke bar.

0:36 - 0:41 Bring it home with a very un-catchy rehashing of their slogan and a pic that looks like Obama's yelling at the Mets bullpen for fucking up ANOTHER one.

Now it just so happens that I'm, like, BFF with Barack Obama, so I sat down to briefly discuss his feelings regarding the "Dr. No" campaign.

Berbalerbs: Obama!!!

Obama: Oberbalerbs!!!

/Both men laugh, give each other complex series of daps.

Berbalerbs: So how's things, man? I heard you just went to Europe n'shit.

Obama: Yeah, it was whateva. Yo, you seen Dark Knight?!?!? THAT SHIT WAS DA ILLY!!!!!

/more complex dapping

Berbalerbs: Anyway, I came to ask you about John McCain's new "Dr. No" campaign and you're feelings on such negative advertisements so early in the--

Obama: Ayo, FUCK John McCain, aight?!?

Berbalerbs: Woah, man I was just--

Obama: FUCK his old wrinkled ass! Muh'fucka wanna use James Bond shit aginst ME? Bitch I AM James Bond, muuuh'fucka!

Berbalerbs: Obama--

Obama: I'll shake AND stir that lil bitch! "Dr. No," huh? Well den John McCain's OLDFINGER!

Berbalerbs: Hah! Thas pretty funny man, I--

Obama: Dat bitch CasinOLD Royale!!!

Viagranother Day!!!

Live and Let DINOSAUR!!!

Wrinkleballs!!!

Berbalerbs: I don't get that last one.

Obama: Really? I'm referencing Thunderball, it was one of the earlier films. It was one of Sean Connery's finest performances as Bond. It won a BAFTA for Best British Art Direction (Colour).

Berbalerbs: Oh.

Obama: The Spy Who Loved Me (Was Nice Enough to Mash Up my Dinner into a Fine Paste)

Berbalerbs: Ok, man--

Obama: Octogenarianpussy!!!

License to Keel Over and Die!!!

Berbalerbs: OK, MAN!

Obama: FROM VIETNAM WITH LOVE!!!

/Awkward silence.

Obama: Too far?