Wednesday One-Liners Never Get Old!

effeminate man: [something about butt sex]

white man: [racially insensitive remark about Asians]

girl in slutty clothes: [something about being a whore]

homeless man, shouting: [something hilariously crazy about the moon or mars or genitals]

tourist: [something ignorant about the workings of times square, or the location of famous landmark]

parent, to child: [rude remarks containing swears, indicating inability to properly raise child]

subway conductor: [sassy instructions about standing clear of closing doors]

barista: [something waaaaay inappropriate to say to a customer]