You Know What This Presidential Campaign is Missing? RACISM. Oh wait, I know...

Everyone, meet Diane Fidele, leader of the Chaffey Community Republican Women...um...Club (or "DumbCunts," for short).

As John McCain's last attempt at making a "game-changer" (whatever the fuck that means) fell short at the final Presidential Debate, his campaign looks to be hanging on by a thread in the polls.

Connection to fuckwits at McCain/Palin rallies (the most notable fuckwit: Palin) have tarnished the GOP candidate's reputation, and at times have caused him to rip the mic away from idiots before they drop the N-bomb and look to him for a high-five. Let's watch!

What can McCain supporters like Diane do in their candidate's time of need? What can be done to show that McCain, that Republicans in general, are not the close minded racist assholes they are depicted to be?

Oh I know! Let's make an Obama food stamp and circulate it around town!

A local [Californian...WTF?!?!?!? -Ed] Republican group has distributed a newsletter picturing Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama on a fake $10 bill adorned with a watermelon, ribs and a bucket of fried chicken.

W fucking OW. Way to go, GOP. John McCain's newest campaign slogan: "Hey guys...really...you need to shut the fuck up now."

But why Diane, why??? Do you really have that much hate in your heart toward black people? And, um....WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LIVING IN CALIFORNIA? Don't racists usually heart Alabama or Montana or something?

Diane Fedele, president of the group, said she had no racist intent.

OoooOOOooOOOoOOooOOOoooh now I get it! She didn't mean it to be racist, she did it because...um...she did it to prove that...uh...mind fielding this one Diane?

Fedele said she had received the illustration in e-mails and decided to reprint it to poke fun at a remark by Obama that he doesn't look like other presidents.

OooooooOooooOOOOOooooOOOoOoOOOOoOooooooooooOOoooooh now I see.

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Nope, still don't.

"It was strictly an attempt to point out the outrageousness of his statement."

Well Diane does have a point there. It's pretty ridiculous for a man who may become the first black president in the history of the United States of America to say that he doesn't look like other presidents. I mean if you're going to say outlandish things like that, brilliant satirists like Diane have no choice but to PhotoShop you next to fried chicken and Kool-Aid. And she probably didn't even make the connection to racism!

"I never connected," she told the newspaper.

SEE? Fuckin' told you!

"It was just food to me. It didn't mean anything else."

Ok. All sarcastic bumpkin-thumping aside, THIS is the picture this brainless cunt decided to circulate to 200 people through her newsletter:



"Obama bucks." This is a photo of a black man on the front of a food stamp surrounded by pictures of Kool-Aid, watermelon, and BBQ ribs. In any and all scenarios, both in this plane of existence and any alternate universes there may be, THIS IS RACIST.

"We'd also like to point out" continued Diane, "that we were only giving a shout out to the African nation of 'Niger,' which I learned only after we sent the newsletter out is spelled with only one 'g.'"

Interested readers (read: fuckwit conservative Australian commenters) claimed that Obama was no better, due to the fact that he went to church when he was a kid and his pastor has said some pretty mean things about white folks.

THIS TYPE OF SHIT IS WHY HE SAYS MEAN THINGS ABOUT WHITE FOLKS. OH, AND, UH SLAVERY.

STOP PRETENDING LIKE WHITE PEOPLE HAVE IT WORSE THAN MINORITIES. THEY DON'T. PERIOD. END. OF. FUCKING. SENTENCE. MORONS.

Here's one of the comments...and don't give this bitch benefit of the doubt because she's from Australia...it still sounds like a 105 year old Klan member dictating to his 4 year old grandon with Parkinson's.

And let us all not forget [sic] the Racism [sic] Barack Hussein Obama [way to bring up the fact that his middle name's 'Hussein' cuz fuckwit racists NEVER do that -Ed] and his spouse listened to year after year for 20 years from Farrakhan [???] and Jeremiah Wright - the hate that spewed forth about the white man. And the US chickens coming home to roost after the murder of innocent civllians[sic and ?!?!???]........anti white rhetoric[**shoots self in face**]. If you think racism is just a GOP trait then your [sic] a bigger idiot than I first thought. PS: Hi Dazza :P

I felt it my civic duty to respond.

Hi Patricia! Do me a favor, mkay? Die in a fire.

PS Hi Dazza!!!:)))ZOMG:P LOLCATZ

Point: me.