My New Hero.

My new hero has a name. He has a new name. His name is Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined.

The record-breaking name, now thought to be the world's longest, was the idea of music graduate George Garratt, 19.

WRONG! It was the idea of Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined. Get it right or pay the price.

I don't have much to add, there's not much substance, the guy just changed his name. But I guess the lesson here is that if you're going to change your name, make sure it's to something insanely bad assed.